Obama Girl-Ralph Nader Show
Barely Political continues to play the Obama Girl card, but silliness plays much better during the primary.
Barely Political continues to play the Obama Girl card, but silliness plays much better during the primary.
Is it possible?
Rare footage has been discovered on BarelyPolitical revealing that Obama Girl traveled back in time to implant hope in Barack “Barry” Obama.
Now we already knew that Barack was “gaga for girls” at a young age, but this opens up a string of questions about the connection between Obama Girl and the Democratic presidential nominee.
For one, who knew Obama girl could have had such an early influence on little Barry? Moreover, who knew Obama Girl had the technological know-how to complete such a mission? And the real question, did Barack create Obama Girl, or did Obama Girl create Barack?
Let’s examine the video evidence for details:
[flv]http://garlinggauge.com/videos/youngbarack.flv[/flv]
The Hope Years
With the revelation that ‘candidate girls’ have the ability to time travel, one wonders what the other candidate girls could have instilled in their respective politicos.
Could Ron Paul girl have traveled back in time to instill the work ethic of Ron Paul?
Ron Paul Girl - Worker Bee (Take That, Hillary Clinton!) - For more of the funniest videos, click here
Could Giuliani Girl’s whiny voice have been the impetus of Rudy Giuliani nasally vocals?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnqwrgHOaWo[/youtube]
How about McCain’s well known temper? Did McCain Girl expose early Johnny to an ‘Incredible Hulk‘ inducing gamma bomb?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dy6myWxg8[/youtube]
And did Hillary Girl’s penchant for mimicry–exposed in her Obama Girl ripoff–incite young Hillary Diane Rodham to eventually mimic a presidential candidacy instead actually running one?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sudw4ghVe8[/youtube]
Who knows.
But with time travel now taking a front row in presidential politics, perhaps a younger McCain will leap from a time machine to replace the tired bones and old ideas of the current one.
Images: http://barelypolitical.com, http://www.donkeydish.com/images/gallery/george-w-bush-john-mccain-photos.jpg, http://www.begup.com/2008/02/how-old-is-too-old.html?showComment=1201912020000
More Obama Girl curiousities:
Indeed she does, and she’s riding her lip-synching ‘Crush’ all the way to lip-singing stardom. Or whatever.
