Garling Gauge

Rush Limbaugh: Affirmative Action Helped Lando Calrissian

Affirmative action in a galaxy far, far away

Rush Limbaugh recently played an alternative Star Wars version of himself on the Family Guy cartoon show. As expected, he’s a laughable putz in both realties.

[flv]http://garlinggauge.com/wp-content/uploads/Rush_on_Family_Guy.flv[/flv]

“My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again - they never stop! Now they’re trying to convince us that Hoth is melting. We’ll that’s crazy, just trying to scare us. And if that weren’t enough to get you mad, we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin mining facility. Gee, I wonder how he got that job? We’ll let me tell you how he got that job, affirmative action strikes again. The time is 8:50.”

[flv]http://garlinggauge.com/videos/landocareer.flv[/flv]
A summary of Lando’s career

[flv]http://garlinggauge.com/videos/vader.flv[/flv]
Not Lando related, but I couldn’t help it

Hat Tip: El Borak’s Myopia
More Star Wars politics: Democrats Need Bill Richardson to Win the White House

http://www.bothan-online.com/IMG/jpg/lando6-2.jpg