Bush, Bin Laden & Grey Hair
Did Osama Bin Laden & President Bush swap hairdos?
To go grey or not to go grey, that is the question.
Bush and Bin Laden have an obvious disagreements on many issues, even when it comes to hair color. With the release of another video, Osama Bin Laden shows that the enemy is indeed adaptive, particularly when it comes to hair. While the President has allowed self-created stress to kill the rich brown color in his fine-combed locks, the world’s most wanted man has chosen to attack his dying facial fur with a dark hue injection.
It is possible, however, that Bush and Bin Laden have a symbiotic relationship.
With all the conspiracies out there about 9/11 and Bush family ties to the Saudi royal family, it is difficult to determine if the internet can sustain another. Let’s take that chance:
Did President Bush and Osama Bin Laden trade hair?
Far fetched? Possibly, but ties between the Bush family and the Saudi’s are well known.
We also know that hair swapping isn’t always what it seems to be.
The New York Times reported earlier this week that 80% of hair donated to Locks of Love is often thrown away, and according to NBC5, “Locks of Love sends the best of the hair it receives to a wig manufacturer in California called Taylormade Hair Replacement, which whittles down the selection further, rejecting up to half.”
With 90% of hair rejected, it may be no wonder that the world’s major players tend to share their hair follicles along with national resources. It would certainly answer the question as to why an exchange of this nature took place.
Botched early attempt?
If Bush and Bin Laden did swap hair, the questions remaining are when, how, and possibly where?
When must have been in the last few years based on early pictures we have of them both. How is certainly left to the scientific community. Where is most likely somewhere in the mountains of Pakistan (according to the latest guesses), but they certainly didn’t have to meet in order for the exchange to occur. Or did they?
The answer to these questions remain unseen. One thing is certain, Osama needs a new wardrobe, and Bush’s wardrobe needs some editing:
Perhaps another exchange?
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See also: Is it Live, Or is it Al-Qaeda?
http://tinyurl.com/2zuq8q, http://www.thesmokehammer.com/images/bush_head2.jpg,
http://www.hotconflict.com/blog/2007/09/new-osama-bin-l.html,
http://www.new-enlightenment.com/BushSaud.htm
http://www.bushwatch.com/bushcarlyle.jpg, http://www.teddwebb.com/tickle_me/war_on_terror/gw-bush-osama.jpg
http://www.blogtendances.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bush_crocs.jpg
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