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Obama Girl vs Ahmadinejad Girl?

‘Candidate Girl’ goes international

Has Obama Girl met her match in Ahmadinejad Girl?

When will it end? (and do we really want it to?)

The latest chapter of presidential campaign music videos introduces even more ‘Candidate Girls’ into the political mockudrama: the ‘Romney Girls’. In a tongue-in-cheek faux attack ad, the blonde triplets ‘endorsing’ former Gov. Mitt Romney suggest Obama Girl is a flip-flopper who cannot be trusted.

http://garlinggauge.com/videos/obamagirl7.flv

Romney Girls Attack Obama Girl!

With only 5 out of 17 major presidential candidates having unofficial ‘Girls’ to support their campaigns, who would have thought the next political starlet would stray so far from the pack?

Yet according to the video released by the Romney Girls, Obama Girl herself is quoted in the Washington Post as saying she would meet with ‘Ahmadinejad Girl’; an uncanny parallel to Sen. Barack Obama’s assertion that he would meet with estranged foreign heads of state within the first year of his presidency.

Obama Girl to meet with Ahmadinejad Girl? Say it isn’t so

In this new age of global business and marketing, it appears the ‘Girls’ supporting Sen. Barack Obama, former mayor Rudy Guiliani, Sen. Hillary Clinton, Sen. Sam Brownback, and former Gov. Mitt Romney were lucky enough to keep their positions before they were outsourced overseas.

Even with murmurs of his own possible Candidate-Girl support, it is unlikely that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would run a surprise campaign as an independent. Given his current position as president of Iran and his lack of American citizenship, Ahmadinejad would certainly face some steep hurdles.

Is that another Ahmadinejad Girl?

Back on the American front, if Sen. John McCain, Sen. John Edwards, or Gov. Bill Richardson want to overtake their rivals in their respective primaries, they should be on the lookout for their own ‘Candidate Girl’ to break through the looking glass ceiling of the faux-politico scene.

Who will be the next ‘Candidate Girl’?

With all the internet buzz around Republican presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul, I’m surprised a ‘Paul Girl’ seeking her fifteen minutes of fame has yet to enter the fray. Oh wait, perhaps there is one already.