‘Romney Girls’ Attack Obama Girl
Mormonism has its advantages
BarelyPolitical is at it again, adding the next chapter to the “‘Candidate’ Girl” 2008 election season music video miniseries. This time the creators of Obama Girl have unleashed a mock attack ad, targeting Obama Girl herself!
The latest story arc comes on the heels of Sen. Sam Brownback’s unwitting blessing with his own righteous cyber-babe.
Up till now Democrats have essentially cornered the ‘hottie’ market with their singing sirens. Beginning with Sen. Barack Obama, music videos have been made for other presidential candidates as well. Former mayor Rudy Giuliani, Sen. Hillary Clinton, Sen. Sam Brownback, and now former Gov. Mitt Romney all have bouncing beauties.
With Brownback and Romney both picking up chicks, the field is getting crowded for lonely presidential candidates on a Saturday night. Desperate to win in a Democratically favored election cycle, Romney’s polygamous Mormonism has helped propel the Republicans into an early lead.
Current Standings
Republican Girls: 4 1/2 (Brownback’s Girl counts as 1/2 point)
Democratic Girls: 2
Obama Girl vs. Giuliani Girl evolved a single campaign video into an online series
In case you haven’t been following the escapade like most single male political geeks, below are each of the candidate’s unofficial videos in chronological order:
Chapter 1: I Got a Crush…On Obama
Chapter 2: Obama Girl vs. Giuliani Girl
Don’t forget the Obama Girl vs. Giuliani Girl Outtakes
Chapter 3: Hott 4 Hill
Chapter 4: Brownback Girl
Biden got eyed at by Obama Girl but didn’t score. He’ll have to be content with head to head instead of one on one. As Obama Girl says, “One crush on one candidate is enough”.
Chapter 5: Romney Girls Attack Obama Girl!
What about sitting presidents you may ask? Former President Bill Clinton led the pack by getting his own girl, not inclined to wait for an unofficial music video.
And what of our wink-prone current president? Though ineligible to be elected again to the presidency, one wonders, will George W. Bush ever get a girl?
Oh wait, he got something different.
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Update: Obama Girl responds!
According to the Obama Girl blog, Obama Girl responds to the blatent attack by taking the high road, writing:
“I refuse to respond to these kind of negative attack ads!”
Full quote:
Well it was shaping up to be a great night…my debut on the new ABC show iCaught…
And then… someone sends me this: (the video)
I refuse to respond to these kind of negative attack ads!
They are the so called Romney Girls (apparently their names are Infant Romney Girl, Frightening Obama Girl, and Athletic-y Romney Girl).
And while Romney is going after my boy Barack with RIDICULOUS accusations on Sunday night, I will not tolerate being attacked by these adorable triplets!
UPDATE: Some coverage of the attack ad : )
Hat tip to the Obama Girl for listing Garling Gauge first. Pondering this new series of events, one might wonder, could lonelygirl15 be her sister?
The miniseries continues…
See also
http://tinyurl.com/2tzg4c, http://tinyurl.com/3ydyt2, http://tinyurl.com/335dl4
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